The Halloween Queens Castle BOOtique will be updating the 1st of August with new Halloween goodies, so that means us Queens are celebrating by having a giveaway for our wonderful followers!
We are not joking! But you will be!
Just leave a comment here telling us your favorite Halloween joke or riddle and you will be entered into the giveaway! One entry per follower and make sure that you leave a way for us to contact you if you are selected. You don’t want to miss out on this wonderful prize!
Mini Halloween Girl Ornie
This gal measures about 5" and is made from painted and grunged muslin. She has roving wool hair, hand painted eyes and lips, and a needle stitched nose. She holds a little fabric pumpkin. Made by the very talented Queen Lorraine with Piecake Primitives!
Enter now! She could be yours! Drawing will be August 1st! So check back and don’t forget to hop on over to the BOOtique for the August update!!
GOOD LUCK !
Now lets hear those funnies!
Here is one of my favorites:
Why did the vampire bat cross the road?
(Because it was attached to the chicken's neck!)
32 comments:
It's going to bve fun to see all the jokes people will come up with! :o)
My favorite is this:
"What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand witch." Just because it's terrible, lol.
Crossing fingers and toes now.
Kisses rom Nydia.
What kind of street does a ghost like?
A dead end!!
~Happy Halloween~
I'm getting old and everything sags. So I'm changing my name to Halloween Hag!
What did dracula toddler tell frankenbabie? My mummy is better then ur mummy.
Ya ridiculous but hey u asked for it.
Smiles
Sonia
What a sweet little ornie!!!
I like this one, because it's just awful, LOL...
Q. What instrument does a skeleton play?
A: Trom-BONE.
~giggle~
I can't wait for Halloween!!!
Thanks for a fun giveaway!!!
Where do ghosts like to go? Where there is BOOze and they can get SHEETfaced! lol
kim@kimswhims.net
Oh she's so cute!!..I love Piecake Primitive's style!!
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? Wrap!!!!!
Thank You for the give-away and a chance to win!!!
Kristine ;-)
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.!!!
hehehe this is fun, Thank You for the give away!!
Hugs Sherrie
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts!!
earthdancedaph@yahoo.com
Thanks for do a Halloween Giveaway...Hope I win. So sign me up!
Sandra
Q. What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
A. Grave-y.
Oh I'd love to win a treat from Lorraine! Please throw my name in the magic hat!
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. Do you believe in people? BAhhhahhaaaa!
I really thought this one was funny! :) Becca
Please enter me in this Giveaway.
She's so cute!
Q.What do you call a little monsters parents?
A. Mummy and Deady!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Heeheeheehaahaahaa
FROST BITE!
LOL
Please enter me to win this pretty little halloween queen!
sylvia@anaboocreations.com
~~ Please enter me into this giveawy~~ she is just so cute.:))
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? heeeee
He had no body to dance with!!!!
Prim Hugs
Donna
pjwdmw58@verizon.net
Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires? They loved in VEIN!
Thanks for the opportunity!
Theresa (theresamacnaughton(at)gmail(dot)com
Knock Know
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who - Hoo?
Don't cry, I'll let you in :-)
Mary, LadyLavandar
Please enter me. Here is my little giggle.
Q.Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.
Ohhh Sweet GiveAway! Count me in please ...
Q: When a witch lands, where does she park?
A: In a broom closet.
~S~
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
~~~~~~~~
Neck-tarines
hehe
:)
What's a Vampire's favorite smoothie?
Anything made with blood oranges :)
I love this kind of riddles:
Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? YOU KNOW???? She could possibly take out 6 black left hand gloves and then 6 brown left hand gloves, the next one would have to be either the right hand or left hand match.
Thanks for the chance!
cal_rubies at yahoo dot es
What day does Halloween fall on every year?
Answer: Frighty night!
Lorraine
lorrainegelly@comcast.net
oh this is fun!
Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
LOL!gotta love that one!
Love the ornie too!
jaja
tjlburke at gmail dot com
What do ghosts & goblins drink on a hot summer day? ... ghoul-aid
Thank you for the giveaway, totally cute ornie!
How do you make a kleenex dance?
Blow a little BOOGIE in it!
Hehehe!
Hugs,Patti
What a fun giveaway! Love it!
Where do all upscale witches shop for there favorite handmade creations?
At the BOOtique.....
ok not to funny but I tried :o)
Trish
These are all so cute! Here's mine...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?"
Thank you! ♥
What generous spirits you gals are ~ I simply love your give away and cannot wait for Aug. 1 to see what other goodies you have in store for us!
Thanks for giving us some reasons to smile (as I read the jokes on the way to comment). Here is my little happy ~
"Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with..."
BOO Blessings to you!
Katie
There is a funeral procession heading up a hill to the cemetary. Suddenly the back of the hearst pops open and the casket slides out and starts downhill. Picking up speed, it slides all the way down the hill, straight ahead for five blocks, then banks a sharp left and goes right through the front door of the local pharmacy. It slides all the way down aisle 7 and when it stops at the desk, the lid pops open. The startled pharmacist looks in and the corpse asks "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
Dorothy BigTimeRockShow
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Please enter me ! Love the ornie !
What did the husband say to his ghost wife after a day at the spooktakular spa.....
Ooooooooo, you look BOOOOTIFUL!
Happy Halloween everyone!
How fun is this!!!!!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves!!
pick me pick me!! lol
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